Innocent Bell-Ringer Accosted by Mad LUG King!

12 12 2009

Earlier this afternoon an innocent young man was unnecessarily hassled in the foyer of Schmalings Piggly-Wiggly, Delavan, WI. “I don’t know what happened… I said ‘Merry Christmas’, and all of a sudden this guy was screaming ‘Stay free! Stay open source!!!’ in my face… It was really embarrassing, considering the fact I was trying to play it cool in front of the girls I was volunteering with. The guy totally busted me out as a computer geek.” The unknown assailant is still at large but sources say he may make an appearance at the next LUG Meeting – Tuesday, December 22.




2 responses

22 02 2010

did this lug die or what?

13 04 2010

This story sounds likes a Mister R. Cain. Hmmm.

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